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BATHS
Dog vs. Cat
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Cats are better than dogs
This is obvious to most people, I think.
Felines take baths by themselves
And dogs, let's be honest, often stink.
Baths
Another Dog vs. Cat poem, obviously.
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And remember, these poems just sort of fall out of my brain. This may sound like I am not fond of dogs, when, in reality, I love all animals...
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... with the exception of WOMBATS. I don't really know any wombats, so I can't really say.
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