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BATHS

Dog vs. Cat

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Cats are better than dogs

This is obvious to most people, I think.

Felines take baths by themselves

And dogs, let's be honest, often stink.

Baths

Another Dog vs. Cat poem, obviously.

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And remember, these poems just sort of fall out of my brain. This may sound like I am not fond of dogs, when, in reality, I love all animals...

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... with the exception of WOMBATS. I don't really know any wombats, so I can't really say.

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