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BATHS

Dog vs. Cat

Cats are better than dogs

This is obvious to most people, I think.

Felines take baths by themselves

And dogs, let's be honest, often stink.

Baths

Another Dog vs. Cat poem, obviously.

And remember, these poems just sort of fall out of my brain. This may sound like I am not fond of dogs, when, in reality, I love all animals...

... with the exception of WOMBATS. I don't really know any wombats, so I can't really say.

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