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BEANS

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Never turn your back

On vegetables, 'specially BEANS!

They're the most repulsive 'food'

In my life I've ever seen.

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They're vile and stinky

Make you spit and gag.

If you have to eat them

It's best to have a bag...

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...to spit them out in

All chewed up and slimy.

But if you really must

If they whisper, "Try me."

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There is one good thing

About beans, by gosh.

At least beans are truly not

As disgusting as SQUASH!

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I know people are going to have different thoughts about this poem, just as people have different ideas about specific foods.

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But I just have to say that if you like green beans you might just be insane.

Beans

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