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BEANS
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Never turn your back
On vegetables, 'specially BEANS!
They're the most repulsive 'food'
In my life I've ever seen.
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They're vile and stinky
Make you spit and gag.
If you have to eat them
It's best to have a bag...
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...to spit them out in
All chewed up and slimy.
But if you really must
If they whisper, "Try me."
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There is one good thing
About beans, by gosh.
At least beans are truly not
As disgusting as SQUASH!
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I know people are going to have different thoughts about this poem, just as people have different ideas about specific foods.
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But I just have to say that if you like green beans you might just be insane.
Beans
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