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Never turn your back

On vegetables, 'specially BEANS!

They're the most repulsive 'food'

In my life I've ever seen.

They're vile and stinky

Make you spit and gag.

If you have to eat them

It's best to have a bag... spit them out in

All chewed up and slimy.

But if you really must

If they whisper, "Try me."

There is one good thing

About beans, by gosh.

At least beans are truly not

As disgusting as SQUASH!

I know people are going to have different thoughts about this poem, just as people have different ideas about specific foods.

But I just have to say that if you like green beans you might just be insane.

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