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A bug flew up my nose today

Not sure what it was thinking.

Of course, it made me cough and snort

The root beer I was drinking.

A spray of pop 'bout ten feet wide

My friends indeed got wet.

With sticky liquid, brown and sweet

Not happy were they, I'll bet.

With screams and shrieks and lots of noise

Like, "Ew, that's gross, you slug."

They pushed and shoved to get out of the way

With fingers their noses did plug.

Along with pop a peanut flew out

Not sure how it got up my nose.

Maybe that's what the bug was after

With bugs you have to be on your toes.

BUG IN MY NOSE is, well, it's sort of disgusting. But these are for kids... so there you go.

Bug In My Nose
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