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BUG IN MY NOSE
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A bug flew up my nose today
Not sure what it was thinking.
Of course, it made me cough and snort
The root beer I was drinking.
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A spray of pop 'bout ten feet wide
My friends indeed got wet.
With sticky liquid, brown and sweet
Not happy were they, I'll bet.
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With screams and shrieks and lots of noise
Like, "Ew, that's gross, you slug."
They pushed and shoved to get out of the way
With fingers their noses did plug.
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Along with pop a peanut flew out
Not sure how it got up my nose.
Maybe that's what the bug was after
With bugs you have to be on your toes.
BUG IN MY NOSE is, well, it's sort of disgusting. But these are for kids... so there you go.
Bug In My Nose
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