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DISHES
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I had to wash the dishes
My list of chores said yesterday.
It's not a thing I like to do
So I looked for the easiest way.
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Use the dog, the hose, my socks
I could lick them clean myself.
My choices nearly endless are
Just put them dirty on the shelf.
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The least amount of work, I found
Less time, less thought, less sweat.
The toilet swirls, swishes, and drains
They'll be proud of me, I'll bet.
Dishes
Once again I need to sincerely apologize and pray that YOUR kids never do this.
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Like I've said before, these poems just sort of come to me, so I can kind of claim some flimsy immunity from anything your kids may or may not do.
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