CATS and KEYBOARDS

My Cat thinks She can read
And what’s more, that She can write
But since Cats can not hold a pen
We figured Cats were not very bright

Now we’ve got computers
And keyboards mean Cats can type
She said She’s writing a story
About a Cat with a Tiger stripe

Though my Cat keeps trying
She thinks She’s queen of the house
My Cat keeps getting distracted
She keeps batting the tail on the Mouse

Still, when I got to read
What she wrote night after night
What I read was tiggfr sdtrp wstyh wrwor
So even with keyboards, Cats can’t write