FISH, NEWT, and WEINER DOG

My Kitten caught her tail on fire
My Pigeon burned his beak
Not sure what’s on the kitchen floor
Something big has sprung a leak

There’s fur mixed with my Cheerios
Cat litter on my toast
My Hamsters that escaped again
Have done something to my roast

My Fish, my Newt, my Weiner Dog
Are baking chocolate cake
For animals that have no thumbs
Look at what a MESS they make

There are many things that Pets can do
So happy they will be
Be sure to never let your Pets
Watch cooking shows on TV

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My cat likes to watch golf on TV. Don't ask me why, but she sits right in front of the TV and watches. This got me to thinking about the trouble pets might get into if they watched OTHER programs.