JIGGITY-JIG

I woke up this morning
And thought jiggity-jig
Because to my delight
I’d turned into a pig

With a little pink nose
I had four piggy feet
And a curly pink tail
‘Course I thought it was neat

I would play in the mud
No more baths would I take
T’was a dream that’s come true
My best wish I could make

When I got down to eat
Stuck my snout in my food
I made piggy noises
My Mom said, “Don’t be crude!”

My poor mom gave a gasp,
“Why’s there mud everywhere?
I do NOT understand
My floor, table, YOUR HAIR!”

Get in the bath right NOW
I ran, jiggity-jig
“YOU DO REALIZE,” she yelled
“You’re a boy, NOT A PIG!”