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MY BROTHER IS AN ALIEN

My big brother is an Alien
I know that this is true
I think he’s from the planet PIG
All my friends, they say this too

His bedroom smells like a sty would smell
To Heaven it does stink
He grunts, he snorts, just like a pig
Despite what my Mom might think

I’m sure he’s not related to me
There’s no way that he can
I am not from the planet PIG
Most certainly NOT a fan

I just can NOT wrap my head around
A thing that I have seen
It truly is a mystery
Makes no sense to me, I mean

I can’t believe that real live girls
They call him on the phone
As if they LIKE him, yep, for real

-so, evidently-

Pigs don’t have to be alone

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I'm not really sure where this one came from... except I was remembering that siblings sometimes see each other differently than their parents do.

MY BROTHER IS AN ALIEN
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