MY CAT ATE MY HOMEWORK

My Cat ate my homework
To my teacher I said
You’re sure you don’t mean
It was your Dog instead?

That’s a flimsy excuse
For not doing your work
So don’t blame your Cat
‘Cause your homework you shirk

And homework on paper
Is a thing of the past
They’re highly unlikely
These dispersions you cast

Well, I don’t have a dog
My computer’s not there
I’ve looked high and low
Yes, I’ve looked everywhere

Not sure HOW my Cat ate
Something big as a Grouse
I think that she would
Well, begin with the Mouse

LISTEN TO ME READ

I started thinking how, with the advent of computers, kids could no longer use the excuse, "My dog ate my homework." But then I thought about computer mice and cats. I'm sure you would have done the same thing.