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SPLAT!
So… Spiders spin webs
Of magical silk
But, well, I don’t like them
Or insects of their ilk
The Sun sparkles bright
Like fire on the dew
That clings light on their webs
Yet I don’t like them…EWWW
I got in the bath
When out of the spout
Dropped a Spider SO BIG
That I gave out a SHOUT
T’was more like a scream
Well, what would YOU do?
If a monster like that
Scared the poo out of you
I leapt from the tub
SPLAT! Flat on the floor
Not my best moment
‘Cause I’m ten, I’m not four
LISTEN TO ME READ
I've got a thing about Spiders. I can appreciate their talent for spinning beautiful webs and catching and eating bugs... but still. And SOME of this stuff actually happened.

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