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You just sit there and sit there
Just staring at me.
Am I just in your way
Perhaps something I don't see?

Why do you do that
Just stare, blank look on your face
Do you not know I'm here
Am I taking up space?

Is there a bug on my head
Something hanging out my nose
Why sit and stare
Could be your hobby, I suppose

I think the answer's quite obvious
I'm not deaf or in a fog
The truth, the reason why
I think you know... I am a dog.


I think dogs are thinking deep thoughts and can't be bothered by mere humans. Perhaps about time travel.

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