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Brussel Sprouts disgusting are
Some say that they’re delicious.
Their motives I would doubt for sure
I’d say they are suspicious.

Next thing I’d hear I’m sure
That you could guess, no doubt
They’re good for you, yeah right, I bet
If true why do you shout?

If chocolate were a food to eat
For breakfast, lunch, or dinner
To raise your voice, no need I think
A whisper, that’s a winner.

Sprouts 2

For those of you who are fans of Brussel Sprouts, I apologize...


...sort of.

They're just too easy to make fun of.

And they stink.

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